American Heist Movie Review

ugggggh.. this movie was 94 minutes long and it felt like 2.5 hours.

Alright so American Heist stars Adrien Brody and Hayden Christiensen, and it's a heist film, I guess.

This premise is that Hayden Christensen and Adrien Brody are brothers who 10 years ago committed some crime (the script never tells us what) and Adrien Brody spends 10 years in jail, while Hayden Christensen fixes his life.

and i. hated. this. movie

When this American Heist started, I knew that Hayden Christensen was in it and I thought that with a better director and a good script (so a good movie) he could turn into a good actor. i was wrong.

EVERYBODY was terrible! Even Oscar winning Adrien Brody! I was shocked at how cartoony he was!

The script is so bad, that when Christensen told Brody something in relation to their past relationship, BRODY STARTS CRYING AND BLAMING CHRISTENSEN FOR SOMETHING THAT IS SO IRRELEVENT TO THE STORY

So, at the beginning, I said that this film is supposed to be heist film. THE HEIST TAKES PLACE IN THE LAST HALF HOUR OF THE MOVIE

Also, there is a romance subplot, which of course never reaches full circle, so its completely stupid just like the rest of this movie

ya im done, I saw this movie on Netflix, so I beg of you, don't watch this, just rate it one star.

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Kung Fury Movie Review

THE HOFF (David Hasselhoff)- TRUE SURVIVOR  

So this movie is awesome!

I first came across this movie/internet success story on Facebook. Then I saw a music video by David Hasselhoff and once I saw this

I knew I would love this film

Now, I know this 30 minute, throwback to 80's action/comedy films, is not a contender for best action film of 2015 for the Oscars, but I loved this movie because it doesn't take itself so seriously. Kung Fury knows its not good and rides on that premise, like the Hoff does on a T-Rex at the end of the music video, and it does it perfectly. 

So, without spoilers, Kung Fury is about a Miami cop in 1985, named Kung Fury, who is struck by lightening, bitten by a snake, and given the mastery of Kung Fu. He is then sent back in time to Nazi Germany to assassinate the one and only Kung Fuhrer

There are literally, so many throwbacks to the 80's, it's amazing. 

You can find the film on YouTube (link below) or on Netflix.

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